Every Tav deserves a grilled cheese by their fav after a long day of saving the world.
Magic The Gathering
TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants... slower... mmm yeah like that... now get those balls jiggling...
if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
No you're not
I imagine not knowing the context behind this doesn't make it any less funny
In case you’re uninitiated:
These are the current female volleyball uniforms
The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games
When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.
“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”
*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*
your getting so sleepy. so tired. here's some blankets take a delightful nap for me O.K.?
Oh my gosh a blankets… a safe space to sleep on… snrrrrrkkkrk mimimimimimi…..
FOOL!
